Fears....

We recently had a discussion at work about our fears.... rational or irrational. Some of them are pretty funny... some more serious. Afraid of toes? That was the best one.... although they are sometimes not so pretty.... So I tried to come up with my top 10 fears. To be honest, there are only a few that make me reaaaaally feel like I am going to have an anxiety attack and others that just give me the willies.... so here they are from BIGGEST fear to not so biggest fear:

1. Child abduction...what can I say... it's my biggest nightmare....

2. The dentist.... I literally have a HUGE phobia of these people....3. SLOTHS.... yes... I know they are docile,tree dwelling, herbivores that live in Central and South America... but the nails really are creepy.... not to mention their weird hair and faces...BLECKCreepy, right? You should see these things walk on the ground.... DOUBLE BLECK....

4.CREEPY/SCARY clowns.... or Ronald McDonald... must have been traumatized by him when I was younger. And you can thank Poltergeist and Stephen King's IT for the scary ones....5. Heights.... in the following manner of speaking... this just makes my stomach hurt looking at these pictures..... I have seen this in person and would have to say that it made me weak to even THINK about doing that....

6. POTATO BUGS.... or Jerusalem Crickets.... NO THANKS!! I have my Dad to thank for this one. We would go up to Northern California on trips and he LOVED to point these hideous things out wherever we went. EWWWWW. And yes... they get their own category....7. Most insects don't bother me.... here are a few that DO:8. Dolls... especially a lot of creepy old dolls...again... thanks to horror flicks and my Mom's love for creepy dolls growing up.....9. Alice In Wonderland.... creepy movie, creepy plot... and animals that talk? That is just scary and weird.... not to mention the movie they originally made.... 10. LIGHTNING... this wasn't a real issue until we moved to Colorado....after Trafton was struck on DAY TWO of living here, I started taking the stuff a little more serious. It gets pretty crazy in Castle Rock on some days. Beautiful... but scary.
And that folks.... are my Top 10 FEARS....